AAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!

Being a woman fucking sucks. Every single fucking aspect of being female is so unbelievable shitty compared to being a guy. We really got the worst fucking part of that bargain when they dished out functionality. Let's take a closer look shall we:

Female Bodies generally - weaker, slower.

Reproductive organs - we're crippled by out overly sensitive shitty female reproductive organs which totally fuck us up both physically and emotionally. Damn never ending periods crippling us with pain and discomfort, not to mention the fact that there's a fucking blood bath all the god damn time. When was the last time you bleed all over your clothes, sofa, bed? And not like a cute little nose bleed, oh no some fucking shameful stupid vagina bleeding. And then the BV, the thrush, the urine infections, the painful sex... endless issues with the damn thing
Boy reproductive organs? Only thing of concern - size.

Hormones - all over the god damn place all the god damn time, unbelievable frustrating
Boy hormones? Aggression - seen as a positive in all aspects of society, got you where you are today!

Clothes - uncomfortable tight motherfucking body revealing bullshit. And if I don't dress that way I'm judged as something else (dyke, tomboy, not feminine) . I have to dress that way in order for people to see beyond my clothes and see me.
Boy clothes? Comfortable and practical with enough pocket space to carry all your necessities

Hair - long bullshit fucking hair that needs to be washed and conditioned and styled, cut, colored.
Boy haircuts? Short minimal effort required. Wake up walk out.

Face - the endless cycle of make up, cleansing, toning, scrubbing, peeling, plucking....
Boy face routine? Wake up and walk out, optional shave

Grooming - from head to toe there is not a part of my body that I am not meant to groom in someway, Hair, face, hair under my arms, on my arms, stupid shitty vagina, legs, all over my stupid body I need to remove the stupid har, nails on my hands and on my toes the list goes on and on and on..
Boy grooming? Wake up and walk out, optional face shave.

As a man you will NEVER be judged by the way you look. It's so fucking easy for guys to go "just don't put make up on then if it's so expensive and time consuming, don't bother with all that crap", oh really, if I was to cut my hair in a no-styling needed cut, wear loose fitted comfortable clothes, stop shaving my arm pits and my legs, stop wearing make up I would be treated the same way as I am now? Exactly, so shut the fuck up. When was the last time you didn't get a job because they way you look? I am judged for my exterior and my exterior only as soon as I step outside the fucking house.

AND ON TOP OF THIS SHIT we have to deal with you motherfucking assholes. You degrade us, you molest us, you assault us, you discriminate against us. FUCK YOU. You should worship the fucking ground we walk on, we already have the shittier end of the deal physically and mentally. And you still have the audacity to treat us this way? How fucking dare you.

I want a sex change. Fuck this female bullshit. If I had been born a man I would be richer, healthier happier. Fact.